January 2012
What am i
WatchOH MY GKD THIS NOY IS HERE IM LAUGHING I LOVE MY XOUSIN FOR POSTIG THIS OMG
Billy Rae Cyrus plays and my heart cuts itself a little more.
dirty dirty rich rich dirty dirty beautiful
dirty
rich
How do younknwo what puke tastes like lol
danielulz said: It’s like drinking alcoholic puke.
Walk up in the club like I own it
Get kicked out and cry
Red wine tastes awful smh
SECONDLY DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT I AM IM A GAY ?
FIRST OFF ALL OF YALL OLIVE OIL LOOKING ASS MOTHERFUCKERS NEED TO KNOW THAT THIS THE NEW YEAR AND THIS THE YEAR OF SUPREME OVERLORD ME KILL YOURSELVES WHILE YOURE AHEAD BECAUSE I’LL END UP DOIN IT XO
December 2011
Carmen in Spy Kids 3D was the FIRST gamer girl so all of you need to shut up
Girl: Will u b my new years kiss 2nite?
Boy: Lose about 30 pounds and get a new face and we'll see.
If we aren’t dating, then explain why I’m following you home.
Oh there you are perry
If I die tell my family I hated them
5 o clock in the morning
Conversation got boring
So I snuck off to your bedroom
You kicked me out and now I’m homeless on the street and it’s cold.
talblog:
i wanan date someone who will buy me nice underwear
I want a bullshit relationship that makes me cry every other day.
2011 sucked.
Mood swings suck.
golgibodies:
i deserve a really hot boyfriend.
The only male that’s willing to make out with me right now is my dog
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Waiter: MA'AM! MA'AM! YOU FOROT YOUR PURSE!
Man: That's my satchel
Waiter:
Man:
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Man:
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I put blue food dye in boiling water so I’m making blue spaghetti omg
Someone come cuddle with me and make out with me. In reverse order.
HOW DOES SHE KNOW YOU LOVE HER?
HOW DOES SHE KNOW SHE’S YOURS?
The song teenage dream was actually about a miscarriage.
S[he] had an abo[just saved a bunch of money on her car insurance by switching to geico]ion
Fuck fukc fyck fuck fcukf cult cufkc fuck tuck fcukrcjc cufkc cufkcmf cuk g fuck fuck fucmf xuku fuck
Uh if I die old and wrinkly how am I supposed to look hot in the afterlife?
I need to be euthanized.
Anonymous asked: what's the name of the app you keep posting screenshots of?
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Can I sell my feelings on ebay they’re gay and I don’t want them and I want money
My cousins love Demi Lovato
Let’s see how much they love her when they find out she cuts her arm like a Christmas ham
Everytime you refresh your dash a child in china gets released from the Kardashian sweatshop.
I have new years off!
Because I dont have a job? Haha!
The only show Disney even plays anymore is Phineas and Ferb
I mean it’s not even summer stop building shit