March 2012
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I just woke up
Because its spring break
And
My hair looks really cool.
S u c k s. But really tho wouldn't it cost you.
thighrabanks said: or you can text me
I HAVE FREE INTERNATIONAL TEXTING AND I CAN TEXT MICHAEL HEINRICHS FOR FREE HAHAHA
IN YOUR FACE
ALL OF YOU
HAHAHAHAHA
Omh today
I kept apologizing to Jenna for saying the F word and wow I’m sorry guys for saying it earlier please forgive me.
Maybe my neighbors will appreciate me yelling Party Rock Anthem.
I hope the people in the basement don’t mind me dancing it’s all like BADUMBOOMBADUHBUMBADADROEUSBFN
and wow
Me: WON'T YOU TAKE ME TO.... FUNKYTO-
Neighbor: SHUT THE FUCK UP FAGGOT.
Me: Okay.
Wow. Next semester I’m getting roommates. So I can entertain and annoy someone besides myself.
WONT YOU TAKE ME TO
FUNKYTOWN
WON’T YOU
STAB.
ME.
IN.
THE.
THROAT.
It’s 11:30 at night.
And I’m eating asparagus.
And I realize I’m dancing (having a standing seizure) and singing (yelling) to Funkytown.
And it hits me that I might have some form of genetic disorder.
I only like the top of asparagus spears.
The rest belong in the garbage.
The art of racing in the rain is such a great book. I could sit here for hours reading it. Oops.
Jenna left
But yay we finally hungout yay
IM ABOUT TO GO MEET JENNA KFJZKFNSKNFKFKD
I start feeling bad when I don’t know the age of people so I cant really legally talk to them unless I know their age
Unless I know they’re over 17
Or I knew them in Florida
Even if they’re my friends wow
My life sucks
WOW I LOST IT ABOUT HALFWAY THROUGH THE MOVIE. I AM DRAINED.
MARILYN. NO.
:’((
AND HARVARD CAN’T REFUSE
D:
This is going to sound really gay
but it’s different in words than in person
but I’m cooking spaghetti
and yelling the legally blonde soundtrack
like “LOVE IM DOING THIS FOR LOVE” ect
But crying it
With this face D:
Ok.
ok nevermind.
It sounds gay anyways.
I’m glad nobody from school follows me on here.
Wow calm down stafani wow !!! ! ! ! !
awwful said: EHHHHHH EHHHH, YAY HA YAY HA, EHHHH EHHHHHHH, SO HAPPY IC OULD DIE
TOO LATE, I'VE ALREADY ASKED FOR A REFUND.
awwful said: EH
Every Canadian I’ve ever skyped with has never said “Eh” in a conversation with me before.
Wow.
I want my money back.
Its hard to think of Gaga as a human
Like she has this otherworldly presence about her
And strangely
so does Audrey Hepburn.
…….
And Shania Twain…
I wish I was straight.
Wait.
Never mind.
I thought out the consequences.
Women. (scoff)
Proving your loyalty to celebrities who don’t even know who you are or even care about you.
That’s the joke.
I drew this brat pretty accurate and it looks good and wow and
I can’t show anybody because it’s all like personal
And like
People like
And
wah where is the nearest noose :((
I do this dumb thing that I can’t seem to control but I end up putting lyrics to whatever I guess is playing as typography on my drawing assignments,
like a girl in junior high.
If I’m not bak again this tym tomoro
Carry on carry on
Nothin really maturs
(guitar solo) \m//
I try to forget you and everyone just always brings you up around me.
Then I can’t help but bring you up.
I shouldn’t have let you
like
Whatever.
Sucks.
I’m a big boy (y)
Hi
“You’re born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of...”
– Don Draper
It’s 2015, and every straight guy acts like they’re gay and have now integrated into gay culture, so it is physically impossible to have any idea of what orientation they are.
If I lay in bed all day I won’t spend money.
Laying in bed all day because I remembered I was depressed.