This guy on OkCupid sent me three paragraph long messages begging for a date and how I have to be interested in him.
Wow
And then to top it all off, he sends me another message about how I’ve uploaded a new picture and I must have seen them and how I must be a prick unless I give him a chance or w/e

Ok one you don’t call people pricks, especially me. Wow he doesn’t know what the frick he just messed with.
Two, wow I don’t understand what’s wrong with people. He looks like he’s 29 and he acts like he’s 12, so those are two things I’m not looking for. Maybe the fact that he sent me 3 arduous paragraphs, an essay practically, a terrible one, but an essay none the less, shows how controlling and stupid he is, oh hey two more things.
And to finish the icing on the frickin cake
Begging for a date on the internet makes you look cowardly. There’s one too.

Oh hey 5 haha.

Wow.

No.